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✨ RIPPLE ✨

From Unemployed Gaymer to SRE DICK

💅 Certified Slay 🔥 Hired Finally 🚀 SRE Legend 🌈 Fabulous

💫 THE GLOW UP 💫

😭

Before

  • No job
  • Living that unemployed life
  • Probably playing games at 3pm
  • Crushing on every cute guy
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After

  • SRE DICK (Senior Reliability Engineer)
  • Making bank
  • Still playing games but now on company time
  • Still crushing, but now with confidence

🎵 RIPPLE VIBES 🎵

💅 Slay
👑 King
🔥 Hired
✨ Iconic
🌈 Queer
💻 SRE
🏳️‍🌈 Proud
👨‍💻 Employed

💬 THINGS RIPPLE PROBABLY SAYS 💬

"I'm not just an SRE, I'm the SRE Dick."
"Period."
"I literally have a job now, what are YOU doing?"
"This outage is giving... unprofessional."
"Slay the servers, slay the day."

📊 RIPPLE STATS 📊

0 → 💰 Job Offers
∞ Slay Level
100% That Bitch
SRE Dick Status